The Session When Dan Blocks Someone For Poor Grammar

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+title: Gadafthree's Company, Episode 5
+---
+
+## Current Objectives
+- **[COMPLETE]** Disrupt Calcifer's Orc Forces.
+- Kill the inhabitants of Fort Rather
+    - [ ] Captain Skylan
+    - [ ] /(Optional/) Corrupted Ancillaries
+- Set a trap on Torvock's Bridge
+
+## Events
+On the last episode of this adventure, our heroes infiltrated Fort Rather, and
+fell into a trap! They defeated their adversaries, and then slew some potential
+allies, on suspicion of subterfuge and paranoia! We pick up in the hallways of
+the slaughter.
+
+We _decompose corpse_ both Salami and Porkshank, and stuff their bones into
+Gad'af Sree's Handy Haversack. We shove the remaining bodies into the broom
+closet in the hallway. We all go _invisible_, and begin to make our way towards
+the main keep, and Skylan. We navigate through the walls, and eventually make
+our way on to the wall proper. Through our actions, we alert some guards, and
+begin some of the enemy forces to look for us with magical assistance. We
+_dimension door_ on to the keep towers, and quickly and silently subdue the
+crossbow men. We make our way into the keep further, down the tower stairs, and
+to the second floor. After some exploration, we decide to check a door, and
+reveal an office with several soldiers and other fort members -- COMBAT!!
+    - OJ moves in and stabs one, then Wondermitch _icy fireballs_ the room,
+      killing the remaining troops.
+
+We lock the door we cam in through, and begin investigating the room. There are
+two remaining doors out of this room; we discover they're locked with an _arcane
+lock_. Checking the paperwork on one desk, we find they are reports about
+supplies that have gone missing, and their likely location. Evidently, there are
+renegade forces in the mountains. We check through a few more things, and then
+investigate the remaining rooms on this floor. One appears to be a barracks, and
+the other is an infirmiry; we leave both alone and head downstairs. As we move
+forward, our group gets blasted from behind, downing OJ instantly. COMBAT!!
+    - Our group, severely hampered, _dimension doors_ out of there.
+
+We escape, and make our way back to the safe house. We heal up and consider our
+next actions. Wondermitch _sends_ a message to Kaldur, who instructs us to
+abandon this mission, and head to Tornach's Bridge, for the next mission. We
+leave Fort Rather, and make our way East.
+
+## Player Characters
+- Gad'af Sree, a mythic tengu summoner, bearer of the mantle of the caller of the
+  deep (Bill)
+- Wondermitch, a mythic human sorcerer, bearer of the mantle of the star-born
+  (Thans)
+- Sir Oliver Withatwist, a mythic fetchling warpriest, bearer of the mantle of
+  the velvet blade (Dan)
+- Duke "Boss" Dukes, a River Kree fae rake (Mike)
+- O'Shea Jackson, a Winter Court fae swashbuckler-thug (James)
+
+## Locations
+- Fort Rather
+
+## NPCs and Notable Characters
+- Baron Kaldur Black, a mythic fae arcane trickster, bearer of a mantle of
+  heroes
+
+## Other Notes
+- Our fake names:
+    - Gad Green (Gad'af Sree)
+    - Private Murphy (OJ)
+    - Private Boss (Dukes)
+    - Private Poopy Corn (Twistfuck)
+    - Private Wandermuch (Wondermitch)
+
+## Upcoming Events
+- Once we deal with Captain Skylan, we need to make haste to Torvock's Bridge!