The Session Where Dan Downs Salami

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+title: Gadafthree's Company, Episode 4
+---
+
+## Current Objectives
+- **[COMPLETE]** Disrupt Calcifer's Orc Forces.
+- Kill the inhabitants of Fort Rather
+    - [ ] Captain Skylan
+    - [ ] /(Optional/) Corrupted Ancillaries
+- Set a trap on Torvock's Bridge
+
+## Events
+Last time, we met with Private Mayonayse and enacted a plan to infiltrate Fort
+Rather: we bribed the guards of a grain shipment, and assumed their place. We
+travel for a bit, and prepare to enact our plan. We give ourselves various
+mundane disguises, we have uniforms, we have falsified papers, and we have a
+cart of horse feed with a donkey. Boss Dukes will be our face, with OJ and
+Twistfuck as our backups.
+
+We get to the town outside the fort, and get to the inner gate without trouble.
+We cross a drawbridge and porticulus, and approach 4 guards. Boss Dukes hands
+over our papers. One of the guards calls out a sergeant, who is obviously some
+kind of corrupted figure, with massive devilish horns. He questions us a bit,
+calls over some other troops to handle the grain, and then directs us to the
+officer of the watch for a debriefing. We follow his directions to a small
+office.
+
+We meet a Lieutenant Flapjack, who is obviously corrupted with various daemonic
+parts on him. He asks Boss and Twistfuck to go get him some ink, and grab some
+drinks, as he wants to debrief the remaining three of us. He asks us some
+preliminary questions, and betrays his intentions plainly enough to OJ: he wants
+to murder us and bring our bodies to the pool of Al'Jazeer to be resurrected as
+daemonic forces. He strikes at OJ -- COMBAT!!
+    - Flapjack lunges at OJ with his arm full of snakes, biting him a bunch. OJ
+      retaliates. As the rest of the group catches up, Wondermitch unleashes a
+      devestating icy fireball, slaying Flapjack and a soldier. As Gad'af Sree
+      is preparing to enter the fray, a cloaked figure kicks open the door, and
+      shoots the remaining soldier.
+    - Meanwhile, down the hall, Boss and Twistfuck get to the supply closet,
+      opening it to find a large angry daemonic snake monster -- COMBAT!!
+        - Boss gets rekt by the snake monster, while Twistfuck fucks with some
+          archers in the hallway.
+    - Combat catches up, and the entire group is now in initiative. After a
+      challenging fight, we escape without fatalities!
+
+After the combat, we briefly discuss with our inside supporters: Sergeant Salami
+and soldier Porkshank. Salami is frustrated at this attack, and has forces
+inside the fort which are primed to help Syrup take the fort. The party is
+rather adamant to continue their mission. Wondermitch _sends_ a message to
+Kaldur, who urges us to kill and burn Salami and Porkshank. We follow-through
+with that decision; Salami and Porkshank are no more.
+
+We call it here for the evening. Take note: we need to dispose completely of the
+bodies we slay, or they will be brought back in the pool!
+
+## Player Characters
+- Gad'af Sree, a mythic tengu summoner, bearer of the mantle of the caller of the
+  deep (Bill)
+- Wondermitch, a mythic human sorcerer, bearer of the mantle of the star-born
+  (Thans)
+- Sir Oliver Withatwist, a mythic fetchling warpriest, bearer of the mantle of
+  the velvet blade (Dan)
+- Duke "Boss" Dukes, a River Kree fae rake (Mike)
+- O'Shea Jackson, a Winter Court fae swashbuckler-thug (James)
+
+## Locations
+- Baron Black's Castle
+
+## NPCs and Notable Characters
+- Baron Kaldur Black, a mythic fae arcane trickster, bearer of a mantle of
+  heroes
+
+## Other Notes
+- Our fake names:
+    - Gad Green (Gad'af Sree)
+    - Private Murphy (OJ)
+    - Private Boss (Dukes)
+    - Private Poopy Corn (Twistfuck)
+    - Private Wandermuch (Wondermitch)
+
+## Upcoming Events
+- Once we deal with Captain Skylan, we need to make haste to Torvock's Bridge!