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<h1 id="life-and-death-of-the-party">Life and Death of the Party</h1>
<h3 id="counts"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Counts</span></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="color: #666699;">Bill: 18</span><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Ian: 1</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;">James: 13</span><br />
<span style="color: #3366ff;">Mike: 15</span><br />
<span style="color: #ffcc00;">Nathaniel: 8</span><br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">Dan: 23</span></strong><br />
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<h3 id="narration"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Narration</span></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">, </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff0000;">Bari</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">, and </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Argon </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">go adventuring.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Erith </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Erith</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> dies of Ghoul Fever and turns monstrous. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Helga</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Helga </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has a piece of wood driven into her brain by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff0000;">Bariconis</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Alryan</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Alryan</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is killed by a fly-headed devil. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Alt-ryan</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Alt-ryan</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is incinerated by a fire-breathing daemon. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Galtooth</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Balognog</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Galtooth </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is hurled to his death by Kasabian. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Balognog</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is blown up by Kasabian. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Uggachaka</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Argon </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is blown up by Kasabian. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Raydon</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Raydon</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is dismembered by a brain collecting crab-thing. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is killed by Brutoslans phantasms. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Buttercup</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is killed by Brutoslans phantasms. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Krypton</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Krypton </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is blown up by Kasabian.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Buttercup </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">returns to the plains, his erectile dysfunction uncured. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Uggachaka</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is smashed to pieces by a living statue. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Bodaga Jones</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Uggachaka</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Bodaga Jones </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">does some unmentionable things off camera.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Uggachakas</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> arms are peeled off by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila Gs</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> “restorative” magic and he dies. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Bodaga Jones </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is driven insane by the dismembered pieces of a dead demigod that are subsuming his flesh. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sung-Hu</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sung-Hu </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is killed by an undead cyclops and her body is disintegrated by negative energy. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">returns from Fairyland. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is flash-frozen to death by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">at the behest of the Winter Court.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by the Bishop of Nemes.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Bodaga Jones</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> gets bored and wanders off to become a villain. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sampson </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sampson </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is cut to pieces by a gang of extra-dimensional thugs that are far weaker than he is.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sampson</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sampson</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is ripped apart by a fungus person from space. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Chumbawumba</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his life energy totally consumed by an evil shadow with teeth.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is struck dead by the necromancy of a worm that walks. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Chumbawumba </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is devoured by a worm that walks. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Tea Baggins, the Chosen One</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected by mysterious forces and forgets about it.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is roasted to death by a giant hell hound. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Swish</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Swish </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is slain in single combat by a badass viking spirit.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by the Bishop of Nemes.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his skeletal structure shattered by the scream of a flying monstrosity and falls several hundred feet to the uncaring ground.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">becomes a daemon and is rescued from the afterlife by Prisoner and </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is driven insane by a Shadow Plane parasite, long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Aladin</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Aladin </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his head chopped off on the murder mystery boat.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Black Calder </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">hands off the reins to </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder Black</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">, so he can solve a mystery.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Calder Black </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">forgets to keep his hair wet, unleashing his dark side. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Roach</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Roach </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is swallowed whole by a massive shapechanging sea-wolf. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Black Calder</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> dries off, hoping </span><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">can accomplish some simple tasks without being accused of several murders. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black</span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> has his brain operated on by a mutant, three-eyed fish and wanders off to go find “Jim”.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Tea Baggins, the Chosen One</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is force-fed a deadly Ghoul Fever elixir by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">, and he becomes a reasonable monster that hungers for putrid flesh. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gee Baggins, the Chosen One </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his undead body boiled and diced in a tank before having his soul shunted into a living, not quite perfect, humanoid body.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has her head pulled off by an upset crab-person, who was actually a pretty chill guy. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Dirk Ironcruncher</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Tea Baggins, the Chosen One</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is eviscerated by a cloud of flesh eating daemon-flies but quickly returns from the dead as </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gee Baggins, the Chosen One</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is filled with plague-ridden arrows and is once again killed by his nemesis, the ground. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> morphs into a twisted, fire-breathing war daemon. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bismuth</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Dirk Ironcruncher </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is stabbed to death by </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">Tainted Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Bones Jackson</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gee Baggins, the Chosen One </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is destroyed by </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">Tainted Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sakuzi</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bismuth</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is killed by a necrosed demon-spider bite. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">J. Higgins</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sakuzi </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is ripped apart by </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">Tainted Calcifer</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Buttrom</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Higgins </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is killed by plague cultists. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Bones Jackson </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is stabbed in the head by an energy scythe. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected in the pool of AlJezeer.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sakuzi </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected by magic gone wrong in Faerieland.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is mangled to death by a soul eating wolf. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is reincarnated by the Melancholy Lord as </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Hidebehind Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Sakuzi </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is riddled with arrows by the white riders of Babba Yaga, dying an honorable death. Canon nibbles on him, just a little.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Buttrom </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is put to sleep in his sleep by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Hidebehind Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Hidebehind Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his soul ripped out of his new fairy body and returns to being</span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;"> Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">In another dimension, </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Gulag</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> joins the party. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff0000;">Bari </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">comes to save the day!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is killed by a giant green snake with acid blood in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is killed by a giant red snake with acid blood in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by the Church of Abbadar in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">dies a decrepit husk after asking too many questions.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff0000;">Bari </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">gets banished to his own dimension by a light-mote flinging fairy.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is reincarnated at the Weeping Stones in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is devoured by Tindalos in another dimension.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected by a weird night of drinking at some angels bar in Elysium.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Gulag </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">leaves the party to become a student of the Raven King.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The party wisely splits up.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Scoop, the Queens Huntsman</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> joins the party. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Babeo Baem </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Tomcat </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Scoop, the Queens Huntsman</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is eaten alive by the court of the dead. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Lucius</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Babeo Baem </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his soul devoured. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Diggens</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Lucius </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is defeated by a stationary rope and wanders off to become friends with the Unknown. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Basque</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Basque </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is gunned down by those good for nothing Clampton Brothers. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Basque </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">finds himself awake as a zombie lord, and continues adventuring.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Basque </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">loses his will to dark powers and is smashed into goo by an unforgiving </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The party returns to its home universe, rejoining </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">and </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Tomcat </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">goes in search of a mirror that leads to Elysium. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Diggens </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">returns to the paths to learn from his new friend, <span style="color: #666699;">Lucius</span>.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is cut to pieces by a faceless devil. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Baas</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Baas </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">remains at the Haunted Castle, preparing for the end times.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is ridden down by Sulnaj, herald of the calamitous end.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is resurrected by the Bishop of Nemes.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is stranded in the Pathways of the Raven King by that good for nothing <span style="color: #ff6600;">Diggens</span>. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Nailia</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Nailia </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">goes missing in the Beast, and never returns. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Haukarl</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> has his mind melted by a blazing blue light within the Beast. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is cut to pieces as he desperately tries to escape the Beast.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubonns</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is returned to a new, endowed body in Bargelgorfs lab.</span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;"> Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is returned to a new, endowed body in Bargelgorfs lab.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is slain by phantasms hiding in purple light. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Bluhlub Bubluv</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Haukarl </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is slain by phantasms hiding in purple light. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Geks </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">mind and body are devoured by the restless spirits of his companions. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Splooshrod</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">! <span style="color: #ff6600;">Gek</span> borrows the Dark Priests body, just for a bit.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Deep in the Beast, </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is told he is useless and has toxins pumped into his liver until it fails. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Gene Eric</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Bluhlub Bubluv </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">succumbs to internal bleeding as Tindalos is forced out of his tissues on the paths. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Bluhlub Bubluv </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is revived in his cloning lab and gets to work, naked. Long live </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Konrad</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Splooshrod </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is slain by phantasms hiding in purple light.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Konrad </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">returns to the Grand Tower of the Karjulian Brotherhood.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Gene Eric </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">returns to the Grand Tower of the Karjulian Brotherhood. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is returned to a new, anusless body in Bargelgorfs lab</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is given a body of his very own in Bargelgorfs lab.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">tries to exist in the same space as solid rock, it does not go well. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is returned to a new, pink body in Bargelgorfs lab.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">learns to fear the Beast. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Baas </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">has his organs sucked out deep within the Beast. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is revived in Bargelgorf lab.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #666699;">Baas </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is engulfed and incinerated by an awful flying blob. </span><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">rejoins the party, since they are never returning to the Beast (until they do). </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is not invited to the Golden Labyrinth, he stays behind. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Hiro </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">decides he better sit in a chair for several weeks. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Rufus </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">decides to go on a shopping vacation by himself, wisely leaving the party. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Tomcat </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">descends from Nirvana and joins the party.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Tomcat </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is consumed by a sojourner of Tindalos. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sergeant Manhattan Rambo Willie Dustus </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Hiro </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is kidnapped and impaled by Hannibal, Prince of the Golden Labyrinth. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Gildee </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sergeant Manhattan Rambo Willie Dustus </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is hacked to pieces by Hannibal, Price of the Golden Labyrinth. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sergeant Manhattan Rambo Willie Dustus </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Sergeant Manhattan Rambo Willie Dustus </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is eaten by alien insects in another dimension. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Gildee </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is sent spiraling to an impact related death by </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ffcc00;">Shiela G</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Rufus</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"> is consumed by Hannibal, He Who Waits Between. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #008000;">Bubons </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party! </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Gene Eric </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Gene Eric </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">leaves for important work with Karji, </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #3366ff;">Harvey </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">joins the party!</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is ripped apart by a lion-headed outsider. </span><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by the Bishop of Nemes.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is bitten to death by a lion-headed outsider. </span><span style="font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;">Gek </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is reborn in Barglegorfs lab.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is ripped apart by a lion-headed outsider. </span><span style="color: #666699;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Calder</span> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Black </span></span><span style="font-weight: 400;">is raised from the dead by the Bishop of Nemes.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The party wisely splits up when <span style="color: #3366ff;">Harvey</span>, <span style="color: #666699;">Calder Black</span>, and <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Sheila G</span> take a jaunt to fairyland leaving <span style="color: #ff6600;">Gek</span> and <span style="color: #008000;">Bubons</span> to take a pleasant boat ride. <span style="color: #ff6600;">Waldo</span> joins the party! <span style="color: #008000;">Quee Luhleafa</span> joins the party!</span></p>
<p>&lt;/span&gt;<span style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="color: #666699;">Calder Black</span> is flash-frozen by the slimy effluent of a totally avoidable, monstrous ice wurm.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Waldo</span> is flash-frozen by the slimy effluent of a totally avoidable, monstrous ice wurm. <span style="color: #008000;">Quee Luhleafa</span> runs off into the night.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Gek</span> joins the party! <span style="color: #008000;">Bubons</span> joins the party!</p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;">Calder Black</span> is reincarnated as a fey by a totally trustworthy eldest and decides to not join the party in fairyland. <span style="color: #666699;">Will Yamson</span> joins the party!</p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;">Will Yamson</span> is ripped apart by a giant, dusty spider in the Boneyard. <span style="color: #666699;">Kareem Kabal</span> joins the party!</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Gek</span> is pecked to death by a swarm of psychopomp whippoorwills in the Boneyard, and they take his soul away to be judged. <span style="color: #ff6600;">Sir Oliver Twistfuck</span> joins the party!</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Sir Oliver Twistfuck</span> slowly bleeds out from his wounds on the Bridge of Spines until he finally dies.</p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;">Kareem Kabal</span> is made sad by a swarm of psychopomp whippoorwill and sent back to Material Plane to die a useless and inglorious death.</p>
<p><span style="color: #666699;">Will Yamson</span> is reincarnated through the arts of the Holly King.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Sir Oliver Twistfuck</span> is reincarnated through the arts of the Holly King.&lt;/span&gt;</p>
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