## Site Home

The (mis-) adventures of the 7th Ancillary of the Altasian Army

# Tuckleberry’s Tales of Redemption and Heroism, 2023-03-11

#### Events

- We found and fought a massive necromantic dust storm monster! It attacked us with a swarm of zombies, and lightning, and sucked us up into a massive tornado! We defeated it, and all the zombies, but Hangmor was killed. Then he was raised as a zombie. Then we killed him. Again.

#### Locations

- The Valley of Ash

#### NPCs and Notable Characters

- Swordpit

#### Other Notes

- Hangmor died. RIP.

# Tuckleberry’s Tales of Redemption and Heroism, 2023-03-25

#### Events

- A new friend found us in the ash storm: Jeremiah Humblebag! A slayer from Pogom’s Army, come to help slay the dragon.
- We continued forward towards the volcano. We eventually get to fresh ash, and almost fall into a sinkhole! But we manage to avoid them all and continue.
- We continue, and run into a floating metal tentacle thing. Turns out it’s an armored flumph! Apparently an old friend of Harvey’s and Kaldur’s. It seems to have a technologically enhanced powered armor suit! It has laser beams, and a flak cannon, and who knows what else! Jeff also tells us more Sojourners are showing up, and he mentioned something about them burning souls. Then this giant metal ovoid appeared in the sky, with an iridescent sheen, hovering above Harvey. Harvey tells us it’s a space ship, from space! A ramp opens up, and figures emerge:
  - A goblin monkey with kukris, attacked Harvey (Gek)
  - A human with a keytar starts rocking a sweet solo (Bodega Jones)
  - A human jumped from the ship, clearly with reckless abandon and a giant club, to attack Harvey (Samson)
  - A human with a yellow cloak, and a red force field, belayed down on a cable, drawing guns (Jimmy Dickskin)
  - An elf, remaining on the ship, sets up a rifle on a tripod, aiming at Harvey (Tee Baggins)
- The battle commences!
  - Harvey gets swarmed by a bunch of melee dudes.
  - Carmen charges Tee Baggins, destroying him
  - Tuckleberry attacks Bodega Jones, meekly
  - Jeremiah attacks Jimmy Dickskin
  - Harvey focuses on Samson
  - Dickskin shoots at Carmen, and Tee Baggins stands back up as Gee Baggins, a ghoul
  - Carmen charges at Gek
  - Jeremiah continues unloading on Dickskin
  - Yamson gets turned into blood by Samson, then his soul gets stolen. Bodega Jones gets super scared and flies away on his jet pack.
  - Carmen gets shot up by sniper ghoul Gee Baggins
  - Kaldur knocks out Samson with some Shadow Shuriken
  - Jeremiah and Harvey take down Dickskin. The ship sucks up his soul.
  - Flumph and Gee retreat into the ship, and blast away.
  - We lived!

#### Locations

- The Valley of Ash

#### NPCs and Notable Characters

- Swordpit, a goblin fighter studying to be Sir Laughlin MacLaughlin’s page
- The Dan Sojourner Brigade
  - Power-Armored Flumph
  - Gek
  - Bodega Jones
  - Samson
  - Jimmy Dickskin
  - Tee Baggins/Gee Baggins

#### Other Notes