33 lines
3 KiB
JavaScript
33 lines
3 KiB
JavaScript
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/* The un-Official Shakespeare Insult Generator
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Written by Bill "Vagabond Azulien" Niblock
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Source Material from reddit (and Shakespeare... duh...)
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http://www.theinternetvagabond.com
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*/
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/* The function is rather straight forward: upon being called,
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it generates a random number for each array, and inputs the
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corrosponding value.
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*/
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// Insult arrays
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var first = new Array("artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless", "churlish", "cockered", "clouted", "craven", "currish", "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "froward", "frothy", "gleeking", "goatish", "gorbellied", "impertinent", "infectious", "jarring", "loggerheaded", "lumpish", "mammering", "mangled", "mewling", "paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "qualling", "rank", "reeky", "roguish", "ruttish", "saucy", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed", "villainous", "warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeasty");
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var secnd = new Array("base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted", "beetle-headed", "boil-brained", "clapper-clawed", "clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated", "dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted", "dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned", "fat-kidneyed", "fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen", "fool-born", "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced", "hasty-witted", "hedge-born", "hell-hated", "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated", "milk-livered", "motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep", "pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing", "rump-fed", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting", "spur-galled", "swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained", "toad-spotted", "unchin-snouted", "weather-bitten");
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var third = new Array("apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger", "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock", "pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet", "varlot", "vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail");
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// Main Function
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function poeticBurn(){
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makeTheShakespeareInsultWindow();
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}
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function makeTheShakespeareInsultWindow(){
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var mtsiw = document.createElement('div');
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mtsiw.style.position = "fixed"; mtsiw.style.top = "10px"; mtsiw.style.left = "10px";
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mtsiw.style.height = "100px";
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mtsiw.style.width = "200px";
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mtsiw.style.backgroundColor = "black";
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mtsiw.style.color = "white";
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mtsiw.innerHTML = "Thou " + first[Math.floor(Math.random()*first.length)] +
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" " + secnd[Math.floor(Math.random()*secnd.length)] +
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" " + third[Math.floor(Math.random()*third.length)] + "!";
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document.body.appendChild(mtsiw);
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}
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